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jokes:

Town’s Fire Alarm
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!”
Tom replied, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…”

blonde
A blonde calls this rural fire department all excited. She says, “Come quick my barns on fire, my barn’s on fire.” The dispatcher says, “Calm down now just tell us how to get there.” She says, “Oh, don’t you have that big red truck anymore?”