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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm….nothing?
<Jeedo> So….want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait….did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<|HashBot|> Geography: Name a country which has the same name as a bird?
soctland
ireland
wales
kuait
<|HashBot|> Here’s a hint: t**k*y
tuckey
<|HashBot|> The answer was turkey. Try and get the next one…
wtf

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snow tomorrow. yay.
No snow in the hill country of Texas….where are you expecting your snow, sonic?
no snow in houston either
pennsylvania
only about 4 more inches
<2slim> we have 4 feet here in Idaho
is that due to inbreeding slim?

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what country is exe

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<Cedlind> god damn its snowing outside..
<Amnesia> no it’s not
<Cedlind> soo.. all this white stuff I got all over me is?
<Cedlind> crap.. shouldn’t have said that..

SilverJstr: I dreamt it snowed last night
SilverJstr: like, 20 inches
SilverJstr: I woke with a scream
ThanatoChaos: Canadian nightmares.

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<shwatta> never drinking again
<shwatta> went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right
<shwatta> those ‘few’ turned into lots
<shwatta> woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city… no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds
<shwatta> the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face

Sherri: Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?
Jason: No.
Sherri: It’s when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear “Your sister was better than you…”, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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