Funny Twilight Pictures and Jokes on blog
by brokrek on Dec.05, 2009, under funny animals, funny cartoon, funny ironic pictures, funny movie based things
Crazy Twilight Pictures
Cartoon Twilight Pics
graphjam.com also love Twilight
Funny Twilight Pictures. Blade is watchin you Edward Cullen
Jokes
How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell ‘fetch’!
- Why can’t people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror…
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!
-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!
-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse 
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don’t know, they’re all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!
-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.
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December 19th, 2009 on 12:30
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