Short Funnies – funny blog
by brokrek on Aug.09, 2009, under jokes
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.






November 20th, 2009 on 06:10
my personal favourite